I like to think it a success when the cops are called
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
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today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
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I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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