As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
we should paint friendship bongs
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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