Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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