He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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