Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
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the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
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We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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