Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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