Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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