chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
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I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
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All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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