I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
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She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
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Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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