Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
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You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
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Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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