you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
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He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
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well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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