If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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