And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
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Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
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Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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