So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
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Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
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HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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