So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I can feel your judgement through the phone
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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