Her vagina should come with caution tape.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
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Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
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I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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