So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
