that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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