at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
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I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
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We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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