apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
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Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
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Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
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