wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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