we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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