I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
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Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
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Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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