And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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