she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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