so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
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I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
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he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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