Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
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Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
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make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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