Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
