Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
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He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
The air was thick with penises
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I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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