Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
The struggles of a small town man whore
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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