Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize