I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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