Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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