i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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