So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
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I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
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Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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