im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
this boner is exhausting
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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