The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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