carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
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