if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
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Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
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A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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