R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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