Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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