I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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