And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
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theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
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The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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