How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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