Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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