I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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