Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
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You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
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dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
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