there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
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You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
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Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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