ugly people sure do ruin things
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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