fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
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