Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
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and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
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