I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
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When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
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Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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