Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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